Types of Rozay daars.
Type A ;
This type of Rozay dar has the following characteristics
1)Â Â He makes sure to stuff himself with parathas and lasees (may be food suppliments) during sehry to prevent hunger from putting him in any kind of pain or misery the next day which can accidently lead him to test himself or provide an opportunity to relook at his desires and change for better.
2)  Since now he has kept the Roza, he would go around asking everyone if they have kept it or not. Hoping someone would say “no†in embarrassment and he will rise to the occasion as a better Muslim in his own eyes and give a monstrous, demeaning look to the non-rozay dar.
3)  He waits for aftary to feast on pakoras and other unhealthy fried food but more than that…… his cigarette.
4)Â Â During his day, he displays occasional bursts of impatient and intolerant behavior at home and at workplace but mostly on the street in traffic, making the lives of the people around him hell with the horn!
5)  He feels confident that he has “pleased†God with this “selfless†act and may continue with his wrong doings throughout the year. Of course he feels next year  same month he can again “please” Him by completing his full set of Rozaz and will again be forgiven for all the times he has cheated and hurt people.
Type B :
1)  He is a silent rozaydaar  who keeps such matters confined to himself and God.
2)Â Â He does not give a look of pity to other non rozay daars neither does he think that the whole world would go to hell except him and those who are fasting.
3)Â Â He is simple and affectionate and predominantly humble.
4)Â Â Kids love him.
5)Â Â He keeps his sehri and aftari healthy and simple and prevents stuffing.
6)Â Â He stops his children to boo away other children in school who are not fasting.
7)Â Â He is honest in his dealing with or without a roza, during ramadan and after ramadan.
8)  He does not wait for Ramadan to finish so that he can get back to his lecherous lifestyle . He likes to maintain that balance of good  and evil through out the year.
Type C :
1)Â Â This is the guy you would find claiming his superiority over all other sects and religions since he is a muslim and spend hours on internet forums demonizing, offending and abusing other people and religions.
2)  During Ramadan he blesses himself further by doubling his rounds of the shops and markets to check out women and  girls. He harasss them in kindness and follows them to their houses in an attempt to pass his numbers for late night delights instead of wasting time watching porn.
3)  You will also find him using cuss words loudly in public places after aftari while smoking a joint and planning his fights with the other gangs the next day. Who can stop him for making it into heaven since “ yeh to saaray rozay rakhta hai! Pooray 30 !â€
Type D :
1)Â Â Nothing much to be said about this one. He wakes up till sehry and goes to sleep after that. Wakes up 10 minutes before aftary. Feeds on fruit chart etc. Pretty harmless.
Type E :
If you are not any of the above then this is you!
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What ‘Type’ are you?
Hey lol we all knw were wer standn, good sketchn tho. I’d say im a type E cuz im inbtw all of em! why choose one cuz hey im human ryt 😉
May ALLAH bring peace and prosperity between two counties.
“aa khaye kasam abb jung nahi hone paye, aur us din ka rasta dekhe,
“jab khil uthe tera bhi chaman, jab khil uthe mera bhi chaman”
“tera bhi watan, mera bhi watanâ€
Nice one… Lol…
Type A, number 2: Was me when i was a kid, haha 😀
Type A kinda applies to dad too.. he smokes..
Type D: a guy i know all the way.. doesnt eat much either.. :\
Nice observation, Happy RamZaan 🙂
May Allah Guide Us All to Make our Character As closely related to Category A.
hi,
all types are just fantastically judged by you……all r very very true…we have atleast first two examples even in our homes for sure…. 🙂
keep Rocking….you r very very good n charming……aaaa…Amitabh Bachchan on his blog…when replies to his fans….he replies in yellow line….so how will you do it.
You should respond or reply to their fans on their comments….it will surely increase your fan following more n more n more………ok?
Take care
Allah Hafiz.
Sorry i mean your fans…..not theirs….typing mistake…. 🙂
good analysis..nuances were caught well enough,, :)..hope its ur own product n not the copy pasted one 😀
Great writing, Ali 🙂 🙂
God Bless You.
a little of a ,a little of b , non of c ,and definately alot of E thats me 🙂
thou i never degrade anyone who is not fasting its their life not ours let them do what they want with it except try to talk sum sence into them first :s ( but dont expect them to listen those people do get really cranky shesh so much for honorable intensions )
p.s : i dont smoke either 😛 (thank god for that)
anyways ali our college is doing a relief camp for the flood victims on tuesday or wednesday i think not sure anyways the stuff collected through either our own hired truck or to the paf cause u can trust them they will get the things to the people so if u know any friends in karachi who wud like to contribute please tell them to do so at our college please it will help the needy its not for us its for them see if u can do anything !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s : the adress is askari degree college on bahadurabad near naheed super store and im also posting this on ur fb account where ever u can read it first do help if u want toooooo 🙁
love khadeja
liked ur post..the subtle aspects are depicted very well..
also saw ur film tere bin laden yesterday..liked it a lot…u know there is a strong resemblance in ur looks n my best friend’s looks.. :)..
aftr i saw that film i googled about u,read about u,got to listen to some of your songs. m spcly admiring the fact that u r adept at so many things :)..may god bless u wid evrythin that u desire n deserve,,
ur fan frm india 🙂
Its cute 😛
-true,
which one r ya?
:p
Definitely D 😛 like half an hour before the aftari 😛 what bout u ?
nwey yeah the real roze daar are the soldiers who r helping the victims and
the victims themselves. 🙂
haha i just found out something 😛 zardari acted in a hollywood movie as a child actor waaay back in ’69. 🙂
oh and they’re publishing my comments,
where’s the moderator 😐 i miss him ???!?!?!?!?!
u r publishing those comments wich r ridiculous but not those that appreciate ur work :X..hw r the comments made by ramsha relevant?..r u inimical towards indians? :X
loz ramsha ur comments alway put a smile on my face
so hru honey long time no comment :p
missed u all soooooooooooooooo much and i just saw my comment was the first yay hehehehehe
anyways i forgot to ask ali how his rozas were going so ali how is ur fasting going dosent it seem difficult this time around ?
the days are long and hot and to top it off the flood im really scared about tht allah ka azab hai yeh wonder wht is going to happen next 🙁
anyways still trying to enjoy ramadan dont u get that magical feeling inside u that warm fuzzy feeling :p loving ramazan hope everone else is too love u alllllllll
love khadeja
reading your blogs has made me wonder why i stopped writing. You have certainly RE-inspired me. I feel guilty over the fact that i can clearly include myself among those who are scared to speak up and voice their thoughts which are so true yet they don’t risk saying it because of the people they are surrounded with :l i feel pathetic right now
n i promise to be of some help to you some day because i believe in bringing a change in pakistan too 🙂
thnks khadejah 🙂 well u know reading i-made-you-smile thing has certainly helped my ego ALOT.. and hmmph neha u know my comments rnt actually irrelevent.. i was just trying out if the moderator stops me 🙂 i write novels here 🙂 yeah usually crappy stuff but u cant call me irrelevant so u can be the smart one ;P so this is getting pretty lame n all 🙂 i should just shut up 🙂 oh and btw ali 🙂 u rock 🙂 yeah u do 🙂 u know today i was listening to dekha on the radio and i thought bout how long its been since i’ve actually heard u .. u know like crazy-hearing-u-24/7 thing yeah 😛 u know like a couple ov years back when masti came out.. i wasnt this old then 🙂 not that im old now 🙂 u know now im officially 16 yes my birthday just went by nwey i wasnt a teen then whatever and my sister was obsessed with u 🙂 im a much bigger fan then she was 😛 obsessions are for amateurs 😛 yeah i mean im mature 😛 right? well yeah masti came out then and then she had her olevels finals and we were living like on our farmhouse those days and so its like out ov town.. not literally.. nwey there wasnt ny cable and it was all dish and i hate watching dish kuz u know dish is so much better but i feel kinda depressed when i watch tv on dish kuz u know what happened to good ol cable.. hmmph nwey that was away from the point 🙂 i know u wont read this but whatever 😛 so yeah where was i,, nwey masti used to play there like the whole day and half the night 🙂 and she passed kuz ov u 🙂 ur good deed of the dayy yaaaay 🙂 nwey yeah so i really like kheriyan tho i dont really get punjabi so i got my aunt to explain it to me 😛 and dastan-e-ishq.. dastan-e-ishq is my all time favourite song 🙂 yeah i can listen to it for HOURS. and ur dastan-e-ishq, kaavish’s bachpan, and raeith’s bhula do 🙂 yeah nwey i saw ur playlist on aag the other day . i was doing my business hw so yeah couldnt stop 🙂 im already waaaaaay behind in business. yeah and that my brother took the remote 😛 so whatever hey have u heard bout the atif aslam-gun’s n roses thing? u shld definetly doo something like that 🙂 oh and the moderator is here 😛 i think so
HEY moderator remember me? the diary person? proly not? ily moderator? u know that right? 😉
nwey whatever
i need to sleep
i’ll wake up before the aftarii 🙂 i know thats bad
but it takes time to get used to not sleeping and all
so SHUTTING UP here
🙂 bye
the previous comment doesnt make sense 🙂 sleep- deprivation leads to this 🙂
oh and i broke my phone 🙂 im gonna flood this 🙂 and yeah the iphone above reminds me ov my poor poor phone 😐 yes i did not break it on purpose. it fell of my lap when i stood up for the million-th time 😐 may he rest in peace 😐 u know so right now im too lazy to shut down 🙂 so yeah wasnt i gonna go to bed? i loovee u moderator 😛 and u too ali zafar 🙂 yaaay im 16 oh and eid mubarik and i may sound kind of self obssessed and all but im gonna come back tomorw and right bout what we should do to help the flood victims.. its after sehri and i am dead on my feet 🙂 so yeah 🙂 <3 i smile alot dont i ;)?